Surviving COVID-19

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COVID-19, also known as the Corona Virus is spreading like rumor that you are a slut. Here are some handy bits of info to help you survive the 2020 pandemic.

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  • Do not touch anyone.
  • Do not touch your face.
  • Wash your hands at least five times a day.
  • Use hand sanitizer every time you touch something.
  • Make your own sanitizer with aloe vera gel and alchohol.
  • Stay at home.
  • Never open your front door.
  • Avoid having sex.
  • Only eat canned food and only after you sanitize the can.
  • Drink as much alcohol that you can tolerate to sanitize your internal organs.
  • If you must go out, burn your clothes upon your return.
  • Forget using toilet paper. Instead, shower every time you poop.
  • Wash your money.
  • Try to get every one you know arrested.
  • Push “sketchy” family members out the door.
  • Sanitize or kill your pets.
  • If you don’t have rubbing alcohol, make sanitizer with aloe vera and gasoline.
  • Avoid being abducted by aliens.
  • Shave all hair from your body.
  • Shave the pets you want to keep.
  • Give sleeping pills to your small children you so they no longer want to play outside.
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  • Make cleaning you guns a family activity.
  • Fire bomb your car.
  • Destroy your television and any device that connects to the Internets.
  • If a family member coughs, murder them and burn their body.
  • Kill yourself to prevent infection,

Air Adana

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The weather at Hahn Airbase sucked, so we flew to balmier climates like Spain and Turkey.. In this case, the Lucky Puppies are off to Incirlik Airbase Turkey.

Click, click. Click, click, click…

We’ve reposted the video here because YouTube threatened to shut down our channel because of the groovy soundtrack.

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Coach seating on Air Adana.
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Playing Pinochle with hand signals.