Women’s Survey

How do you girls know when  your  period has ended?

1. When you pull out the tampon it pops.
2. Your vagina goes “DING!”
3. An elf pops out of your vagina. Throws confetti at you and yells “YOU’RE FREE!”
4. A cock crows three times.
5. Men are speaking English again.
6. You don’t stick to furniture any more.
7. Your jeans fit again.
8. You can chop vegetables without crying.
9. The dog stops following you around.
10. You’re out of underwear.