Will and Kate

What’s the best advice Kate Middleton can get before she marries Prince William?

“Always wear your seat belt.”

Prince William and Kate Middleton are going to have a fairy tale wedding, much like Charles and Diana’s.
You know the one where the brakes on the carriage are cut and the prince marries one of the horses.

What will Katey have on her wedding day that Diana wished she had?

A sober limo driver.

So, Prince William dropped his chopper into Kate Middleton’s backyard the other day.

I’m sure there’s a double entendre there somewhere but I just can’t see it.



Why was Prince Charles seen crying at the wedding?
His only son was getting married.

Kate’s wedding night will be against her Will.

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7 thoughts on “Will and Kate

  1. The wedding will have all the pomp and strict protocol demanded, but my fondest wish is that the Royal Couple have the joy of this video in their heart.

    Rock on Will and Kate.

    Always wear a seat belt.

  2. Buckingham Palace announced today that after April 29th, the Royal Family will not be referred to as “Will and Kate plus Eight”.

  3. During Will and Kate’s wedding, what will Princess Diana be doing in Heaven?

    Dodi Fayed.

  4. Although snubbed by not being invited to the wedding, Buckingham Palace will be giving the Obamas a DVD of the Royal Wedding, with ebonic subtitles.

  5. Big party at Buckingham palace last night. I hear Kate Middleton was royally fucked after it.

  6. Pippa Middleton’s ass is like a JK Rowling book.

    You know Harry’s going to be in it.

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