What’s the best advice Kate Middleton can get before she marries Prince William?
“Always wear your seat belt.”
Prince William and Kate Middleton are going to have a fairy tale wedding, much like Charles and Diana’s.
You know the one where the brakes on the carriage are cut and the prince marries one of the horses.
What will Katey have on her wedding day that Diana wished she had?
A sober limo driver.
So, Prince William dropped his chopper into Kate Middleton’s backyard the other day.
I’m sure there’s a double entendre there somewhere but I just can’t see it.
Why was Prince Charles seen crying at the wedding?
His only son was getting married.
Kate’s wedding night will be against her Will.