The Top Ten Reasons the Thunderbirds Suck

10. They don’t do anything without being told to first.

9.  It’s hard to maintain a tight formation while puking on yourself.

8.  They wear G-Suits.

7. Inverted formation in these shoes? No way.

6. Nobody on Base talks to them.

5.  They steal tools and equipment. 

4. All their wives have boyfriends.

3.  They couldn’t drop a bomb if their life depended on it.

2.  They refuse to fly jets that are not surgically clean.

1.  All the GOOD Viper pilots are deployed.

A U.S. Air Force F-16 Fighting Falcon flies away from a KC-135 Stratotanker from the 340th Expeditionary Air Refueling Squadron after receiving fuel while flying over Iraq in support of Operation New Dawn, Nov. 18, 2010. (U.S. Air Force Photo/Staff Sgt. Eric Harris) (RELEASED)


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3 thoughts on “The Top Ten Reasons the Thunderbirds Suck

  1. Years ago, I posted this on and pissed off every teenager in Holland. It ignited a Flame War that lasted months and each side weighed in.

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