A couple of Naval Aviators got into hack when they drew a giant penis in the air. The Navy Times has released the cockpit transcripts of the event.
Some pilots at NAS Whidbey did some sky writing today. ??♂️https://t.co/9IsYvkX1za pic.twitter.com/Lm7kpMhKpY— Adam Gessaman (@adamrg) November 17, 2017
PILOT: The balls are going to be a little lopsided.
PILOT: Balls are complete.
PILOT: I’ve just got to navigate a little bit over here for the shaft.
EWO*- Which way is the shaft going?
PILOT: The shaft will go to the left.
EWO: It’s gonna be a wide shaft.
PILOT: I don’t want it to be just three balls.
EWO: Let’s do it.
EWO: Oh, the head of that penis is going to be thick.
PILOT: Some like, Chinese weather satellite is like, “What the Fuck?”
PILOT: To get this I’m gonna go down and to the right. Then we’ll come back up over the top and try to take a look.
EWO: I have a feeling that the balls will have disapated by then.
PILOT: It’s possible.
PILOT: Oh yes, that’s fucking amazing.
EWO: That’s a big fucking dick. Dude , I’m amazed that it stayed.
*Electronic Warfare Officer
Obviously, the crew thought their hijinks were auto erase, but when it lingered they knew the cat was out of the bag. By the time they landed, pictures had already gone viral.
Click the video for the complete transcript.