The medal is “A tribute to the idea that all of us, no matter where we come from, have the opportunity to change this country for the better.”
-President Obama.
In his intro monologue, Barry proves again that he has a great future as a stand up comic. Here are the folks he gave medals to today.
| Awarded for.. | Campaign Donor | |
|---|---|---|
| Kareem Abdul-Jabbar | Black Guy | |
| Elouise Cobell | Token Indian | |
| Ellen DeGeneres | Lesbian |  |
| Robert De Niro | Barry liked Casino. | |
| Richard Garwin | Invented electronic spying | |
| Bill and Melinda Gates | Rich Guy and his wife | |
| Frank Gehry | Who cares? | |
| Margaret H. Hamilton | NASA Nerd | |
| Tom Hanks | Barry likes his movies | |
| Grace Hopper | Dead Chick. | |
| Michael Jordan | Black Guy | |
| Maya Lin | Asian Chick | |
| Lorne Michaels | Barry likes SNL | |
| Newt Minow | Barry likes Gilligan's Island | |
| Eduardo Padrón | Undocumented American | |
| Robert Redford | Communist | |
| Diana Ross | Black Chick | |
| Vin Scully | Barry thought he was Agent Scully. | |
| Bruce Springsteen | Barry likes his songs. | |
| Cicely Tyson | Black Chick |
Yeah, this post pokes fun at Barry. The people honored today was a dazzling array of Americans. Many truly deserve the award. There were a disturbingly high number of campaign donors, socialists and folks to whom Barry is a fawning fan.
Obama Hands Out Medals of Freedom to Major Democratic Donors, Supporters
