Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007

Got this is the email today. Thought I’d share it here rather than spamming you. Aren’t I nice?

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky…..not really good for anything,
but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and
a substantial tax cut save s you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a
clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of

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