Lyon- The United States Women’s Soccer team has won the 2019 Women’s World Cup. The Netherlands was named First Runner Up. Should the winners become unable to perform their duties, the First Runner will assume the Crown. The US took the lead on a penalty kick by Megan Rapinoe, in a pink hair-doo. The entire match was fiercely contested with many injury penalties and cute pony tails. Spunky Rose Lavelle (24) nailed the lid on the coffin with a 17 yard Rocket into the box. The win sparked nipple rubbing hugs as the Dutch girls walked off pissed and sad..

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Megan Rapinoe and her girlfriend.
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The Million Woman March

Kudos to the Gals by having a non-violent protest march across the nation.

Except Madonna shooting her mouth off. We’ll let the Secret Service sort that out.


In the meantime, a great time was had by all.

Most Gals wore stylish pink hats that should not be referred to as “Pussy Hats”.

Guys marched too.




Can you spot the twins?


Maybe they are “Pussy Hats”? I dunno.

Black hats are just anarchists.

Nothing says “empowerment” like zero self-respect…


This is march speaker Donna Hylton


What the site doesn’t mention is her conviction of kidnapped 62-year-old real-estate broker Thomas Vigliarolo.

Donna and six of her friends held him for ransom, before eventually killing him. While waiting they tortured Vigliarolo. They squeezed the victim’s testicles with a pair of pliers, beat him, burned him and sodomized him with a metal pole.

When asked about forcibly sodomizing the victim with a three foot steel pole, Hylton replied: “He was a homo anyway.”