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When it doubt, tell a joke.
How you know when love fades?
I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the
kitchen: “What would you like for dinner, Sweetie? Chicken, beef or lamb?”
I said: “Thank you; I’ll have chicken.”
She said: “Fuck You. I was talking to the cat.”