Rub One Out While You Leave a Comment

We’ll be discussing masturbation.  While the post is NQNSFW (Not Quite Safe For Work), watching while at work will get strange looks from your co-workers.

Which may or may not be a good thing.

If you didn’t watch the video (PRUDE), the speaker explains his reasoning with three distinct points:

Point 1: You cannot separate masturbation and lust.

“If you’re masturbating, you are having lustful thoughts about a woman. There’s no way around it.” 

If you’re a Lesbian.  But you are fucked if you’re a Gay Man.

Point 2: It is a selfish act.

“Sex is more than just a way to get pleasure. When you masturbate, you’re using a sexual function just to get pleasure. If you look at sex this way, you’re probably not going to be very good at it when you get married.”

But then again, if you’re a virgin it’s going to suck anyway.  If your partner doesn’t have a clue, you can coach them through it.  Once again, if you fly the Rainbow Flag knowing how to rub one out can be a plus.

Point 3: Masturbation becomes an idol.

“We put it before God’s commands to have self-control and to take our thoughts captive. If you can’t not masturbate, you don’t have power over it and it’s an idol.”

Really?  I’ve always thought that referring to your dick as an idol was stretching things a little too far.  Ladies, if you have your favorites displayed in the living room like a gun rack you need to pull back a little.

Unretouched photo.
Un-retouched photo.





If you are at work, you should quietly leave a comment now.

Ladies: feel free to substitute the word “Rub” for “Love” in the previous video and sing along.

“Your Supersonic Rocket Socket”.

“Downtown Dining and Entertainment District.

[ed note: Fuck you Adsense]