CONGRATULATIONS TO THE USA WOMEN’S WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS

Posted on July 7, 2019July 8, 2019 by walt313 Leave a comment

Lyon- The United States Women’s Soccer team has won the 2019 Women’s World Cup. The Netherlands was named First Runner Up. Should the winners become unable to perform their duties, the First Runner will assume the Crown. The US took the lead on a penalty kick by Megan Rapinoe, in a pink hair-doo. The entire match was fiercely contested with many injury penalties and cute pony tails. Spunky Rose Lavelle (24) nailed the lid on the coffin with a 17 yard Rocket into the box. The win sparked nipple rubbing hugs as the Dutch girls walked off pissed and sad..

Becky Sauerbrunn
Alex Morgan
Alex Morgan
Megan Rapinoe and her girlfriend.
Alex Morgan
Alex Morgan

Ten Reasons to Watch Our Women’s Soccer Team

Ten Reasons to Watch Our Women’s Soccer Team

Posted on August 3, 2012July 7, 2019 by walt313 1 Comment
Alex Morgan- Team USA.

With the drubbing our Women’s Soccer Team gave New Zealand they’re through to the semi-finals.  Our girls are undefeated in Olympic play.  So that should be the best reason to watch and root them on. But some of you are guys and still pouting that America’s football season hasn’t started. But be of good cheer and grab a beer. Settle down and see if you can’t enjoy the commentary  in Women’s soccer.

  1. “Unfortunately she used her hand on that play.”
  2. “That shot passed right between her legs.”
  3. “Their keeper took that shot right on her chin.”
  4. “It’s a header for a GOAL!!!”
5. “She went down on the play”

6. “She got behind the defender to score.”

7. That was on her thigh, no penalty.
 

8. That was a Hell of a try but she couldn’t put it in.
9.”They’re failing to prevent penetration.”

The Best One of All

10.  “It’s a rocket to the back of her box.”