9/11 Terrorists Going to Stay at Guantanamo Bay- Fuck Them

The six terrorists that have been charged with planning the 9/11 attacks will be tried before a military commission and not a civilian court. The trail will take place in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Before you rend your blouse and gnash your teeth, bemoaning that their human rights are being violated, you might consider this.

Walid Muhammad Salih Mubarak Bin ‘Attash is alleged to have administered an al Qaeda training camp in Logar, Afghanistan where two of the September 11th hijackers were trained. He is also alleged to have traveled to Malaysia in 1999 to observe airport security by US air carriers in order to assist in formulating the hijacking plan.

Ali Abdul Aziz Ali is alleged to have included sending approximately $120,000 to the hijackers for their expenses and flight training, and facilitating travel to the United States for nine of the hijackers.

These two psychopaths were appearing in the courtroom in Guantanamo. Bored of the proceedings Bin Attash fashioned a paper airplane and sailed it to Aziz Ali. Aziz Ali caught the plane and unfolded it. Reading what was there, he laughed out loud.

Bin Attash had written the flight numbers of the planes used in the September 11th attacks.


The Indiana National Guard was flying home from their deployment to Afghanistan.  It’s a long  flight so everyone marched off to stretch their legs and pee.

In this file photo, Indiana Army National Guard Soldiers with the 76th Infantry Brigade Combat Team march into the Indianapolis International Airport in Indianapolis, Ind.

After the pit stop, everyone wanted to load up and the TSA determined that the soldiers needed to be screened for security. Ok, it was an international flight. It was a flight that originated from a country known to harbor terrorists. So better safe than sorry, better pat down these “passengers”.

As this process continued a TSA lady confiscated a pair of nail trimmers that she had found on the soldier. “Why are you taking my nail trimmers?”, asked the soldier. “Because you can bring down an airliner with these”, TSA agent replied.

The soldier dutifully surrendered his nail trimmers and proceeded to board the aircraft with the M-16 and pistol he was carrying.