Schedule of Events
7:00 pm OPENING FLAG CEREMONY
7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA
7:20 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER – “Invoking Our God Almighty to Calm the Seas”- Cardinal Timothy Dolan
7:45 pm Life Boat Drill.
7:55 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
8:00 pm “The Myths of Global Warming”- Bill Nye
8:30 pm “The Wonders of the Female Body”- Todd Akins
8:55 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
9:00 pm Tribute to Seal Team Six- Marcus Luttrell
9:30 pm Memorial service for Ronald Reagan
9:55 pm Barrack Obama Blooper Reel on Jumbo-tron,
10:00 pm Mass viewing of the Weather Channel on the Jumbo-tron.
10:05 pm “Drill Baby Drill!”- A Musical Cabaret starring Sarah Palin
10:30 pm Selective Readings, Poetry and “Recipes from My Mother”- Micheal Savage
11:00 pm KEYNOTE ADDRESS- Ronald Reagan
11:45 pm “A Convention Without Walls”- Rush Limbaugh
11:50 pm Live Execution on Jumbo-tron- Huntsville Prison, Texas
12:15 am “For Those Imperiled on the Sea”- The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
12:25 am Mass viewing of the Emergency Broadcast System Message on the Jumbo-tron.
12:30 am Delegates ordered to don life jackets- RNC Chairman Reince Priebus
12:45 am NOMINATION OF MITT ROMNEY – Governor Mike Huckabee
12:55 am MITT ROMNEY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH- Live from a Motel Six in Bradenton, Florida
1:15 am Broadcast of General Distress Signal- Fox News
1:25 am “Nearer My God to Thee”- The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
1:30 am FIRING OF THE DISTRESS ROCKETS- RNC Chairman Reince Priebus
1:55 am GENERAL EVACUATION OF DELEGATES ORDERED- Paul Ryan
2:00 am Search and rescue of survivors begun- United States Coast Guard