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Iran Unveils Fifth Generation Fighter

Iran’s new agency  FARS announced the public debut of the  Iranian Air Force’s fifth generation stealth fighter.

The domestically-designed fighter jet, codenamed Qaher-313, was unveiled on the occasion of the Ten-Day Dawn celebrations commemorating the victory of the 1979 Islamic Revolution. The Ten-Day Dawn period starts with the anniversary of the historic return of the late Imam Khomeini from exile on February 1, 1979 and ends with the victory of the Islamic Revolution on February 11. Defense Minister Brigadier General Ahmad Vahidi, Air Force Commander Brigadier General Hassan Shah Safi, Army Commander Major General Ataollah Salehi and a group of senior military officials were present in the ceremony.

The wingspan of the flying prototype in that video probably has a wingspan of a massive 48 inches. Yeah, a remote control model. The Iranians must be smoking awesome dope to believe that we’d fall this pathetic attempt of one-upmanship. Take a close look at the picture. the canopy is made from the finest plastic. Those struts are made of wood. Yeah it could be a mock up like we make in the Good ‘Ol USA. But we eventually built an actual aircraft. The Iranian aircraft industry has come with  a “Farce Generation Fighter”.

Iranian Officials inspect Qaher 313!

On the cutting edge of Islamic aeronautical engineering, the Qaher 313 (NATO code word: ASSCRACK) has an onboard Koran driven computer system which controls a vast array of awesome weaponry and stealth systems not seen in public since Star Wars Episode III. Armed with Lanridan Zabzab (NATO code name: LIMPDICK) radar homing missiles and Tajjub Kafal (NATO code name: BUTTSEX) Infrared homing missiles it also has a massive 9mm cannon for dealing with close targets. The Bashalam airborne radars and identify targets from as far away as CNN or even Fox News.

Qaher 313’s modern electronic cockpit.
The Pewrnwgurafa Helmet (NATO Codeword: VIEWMASTER) targeting system allows the Qatar pilot to target his weapons in seconds.
The Pewrnwgurafa Helmet (NATO Codeword: VIEWMASTER) targeting system allows the Qatar pilot to target his weapons in seconds.

Check out the “pilot”. Will they make a Qaher 313 in an adult size or is the Iranian Air Force fielding midgets. This reminds me of the reduced scale “Have Blue” stealth prototype. But that was eventually scaled up to the F-117. Iran says this is the final design.

Three rides for a quarter, jump in.
Why the fuck is the streamer in ENGLISH???

And while we’re at it, what is the Farsi translation of the word “DANGER”.  The only hazard back here might be bumping your head.  On second thought, if you did bang your head you’d probably crack the “super secret stealth” Styrofoam.

More Iranian Stealth Fighters.