The XXXI Olympics In Rio de Janeiro

The 31st Olympiad is off and running in Rio and we’re without a Telly. The crack team at The Lucky Puppy soldiers on.

First a word from the sponsors of the Rio Games….

Sorry about that one. It almost made it into the FAILS section.  If anyone has a CLEAR AND IN FOCUS video about the uniforms please drop it in the comments below and we’ll see what we can do.

FAILS

Apparently shooting a fire extinguisher at the Olympic Torch is how Brazilians protest the Olympics.  Video is a compilation of shot showing what it’s like to go out for a jog in a Police State.

This was at the 2016 Singapore Games but WTH watch these guys at Rio for more epic dives.

 

https://youtu.be/sCqU-pUsxzA

Whoopsie.

 

https://youtu.be/mMKo11-WKsU

Taken from the hall in a wheelchair, she returned later to compete helping Team Great Britain to a third place going into the team finals.  Watch it again.  Did you catch the robot voice saying “Team Gigabyte”?
Dutch cyclist Annemiek van Vleuten will remain in hospital but is recovering well after a high-speed crash in the Olympic women’s road race.
https://youtu.be/eyxgToqzKR0?t=1m35s
Can someone with a medical background help me understand why the second medic touches her butt?  Olympic officials inspecting the course prior to the race voiced concerns that this turn was dangerous and the edge she fell on particularly dangerous.

Here's Anne without the funny hat or bandages or stitches.
Here’s Anne without the funny hat or bandages or stitches.

AND THERE IS THIS ONE

Children and those of you with weak, girly feeling may choose to avert your eyes.

https://youtu.be/hk0siIpQMgA
Only making it worse, he was dropped by paramedics when he was on a stretcher. He vows to return in the 2020 Olympics. If the Mooslums don’t destroy France by then.

 

FINAL THOUGHT

Olympic Butt Plug
Anyone but me notice that the Rio2016 logo in 3d would make a stylish butt plug?

Dallas Cowboys Fan

Dallas Cowboys, the American Team.  I have been a fan of the Dallas Cowboys since the 80’s.  I lived in Phoenix, Arizona.  My Father was from Chicago and loved the Chicago Bears.  My brother liked the Miami Dolphins.  My Mother liked the Dallas Cowboys also.

When Arizona got the Cardinals from St. Louis, they kept the name Cardinals, even though Arizona does not have the bird, Cardinal in the state.  They made the tickets so expensive no one could afford to go to the games.

My husband, Walter Chamberlain, loves the Beloved New England Patriots.  They suck!  Every time he makes a snide comment about the Cowboys, I want to hit him over the head with a baseball bat.  Heaven forbid, I say anything negative about the Patriots.

I was never really into football unless the Cowboys were playing, until Fantasy Football came about.  Then I was hooked.  It was great fun.

We would like to start a new Fantasy Football season this year, but no one wants to join our team.  Of course, my team in Fantasy Football is the Dallas Cowboys.

I have loved the Cowboys since January 15, 1993, when Dallas won the Superbowl against the Denver Broncos.  Also Dallas won the Superbowl on January 31, 1993 against the Buffalo Bills.  Those games were awesome.

I don’t care if they lose or win.  I just love to watch them play.  Every time a player gets injured, I feel bad.  Every time a referee makes a bad call I want to throw something at the television.

I am not ashamed to admit I am a Dallas Cowboy fan.  My husband got me for my birthday, an Emmit Smith jersey.  I loved it! He is the best husband.

It is okay if you don’t like the Dallas Cowboys.  Sometimes, on Facebook, someone makes a negative comment about the Cowboys and I threaten them with unfriending them if they continue.

I know I am entitled to my opinion.  If you agree or disagree it is okay.