Lesbian Softball Teams

If you’re not laughing you should grow a sense of humor.  These are actual names, picked by the ladies.

Diamond Divas
Kitty Lickers
Kitty Kissers

Nine Men Out
The Other Side
Batter’s Box

Charge the Mound
Clam Diggers
Nine Out

The Turkey Basers
The 69ers

No Baby-Batters
Switch Hitters
ABC’s (If you don’t get it. Congratulations, you’re not gay.)


Girls’ Softball

If you haven’t been out to see a girls’ softball game, you have missed a lot. Last Saturday it was the Dare Devils versus the Baseburners. It was one four games under the lights for the Sunrise Girls’ Fastpitch Softball League.

Four games at once at Shadow Rock Park.


These teams were the 11 to 14 year old group, but don’t let the pony tails fool you. These young ladies are serious about their game.

Serious Business.
Check out those sox!

One distinct feature of girl’s softball are the cheers. There are no cheer leaders. The teams do their own cheers to pump up their spirit or taunt the opposition. There are some that can’t quite be described as cute.


We don’t play with barbie dolls
We just play with bats and balls
We dont wear no minny skirt
We just wear some pants and shirts
We dont drink no lemonade
We just drink our powerade
so if I were you,I’d scoot your booty back
but I’m not you so I’d stay where your at.


It's a HIT!!


Hit the Pitcher, hit the pitcher

Hit the pitcher with the ball.

Hit it hard and knock her over,

Hit the pitcher with the ball.

“My Darling Clementine”

This next one is exceptionally cruel at a girls’ game….


(to pitcher w/ high balls)

Everybody. Someone

Call the doctor

She’s throwing up! (make throw up sound)


Mirror, mirror on the wall,

who’s the prettiest girl of all?
Pretty girls don’t hit the ball!
Lets get dirty lets get mean, lets go out and
beat this team.

More cheers here.


So for Fall Ball it’s chocolate before the game and chocolate at the seventh inning stretch.