Woman Married Train Station

It’s been a while since I’ve posted so I’ve decided to lead with this little bit of trivia.

Carol Santa Fe, 45, from San Diego, California, claims she has been in love with the Santa Fe train station since she was nine years old.

Carol takes a 45 minute bus ride to the station every day to spend quality time with her beloved building.  Although their marriage is not legally binding, Carol states they tied the knot in 2015 – and celebrated their one year anniversary last Christmas. Like any blushing bride, she took her partner’s last name.

She identifies herself as an objectum sexual – a person who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects and structures.

This is not a fake story and I am not judging. If Carol is in Love and wants her partner to have….um….flood insurance, of course they have the right to marry.

Other Love Stories

 

A Korean dude named Lee Jin-gyu actually married a pillow printed with his favorite anime character, Fate Testarossa.
Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, whose fetish is said to have its roots in childhood, claimed she fell in love with the structure when she first saw it on television when she was seven.   She began collecting “his” pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests.
While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.

 

Erika La Tour Eiffel is an U.S. Air Force veteran who claims to be married to the Eiffel Tower. She had also been in love with an archery bow (named Lance) and a sword before that. Erika had a wedding ceremony with friends in 2007, promising eternal love to the monument and legally changing her name. But it’s not easy being married to a tourist attraction, on top of the fact that she lives across the globe in San Francisco. Also, Erika says, “There is a huge problem with being in love with a public object. The issue of intimacy — or rather lack of it — is forever present.”

Pennsylvanian Miss Amy Wolfe has been courting a roller coaster called 1001 Nachts for over 10 years. She’s been on the ride over 3,000 times and plans on changing her surname to Weber after its manufacturer. Of her bond, Wolfe says, “I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever. I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.” She says she is not jealous that others can ride 1001 Nachts and she sleeps with a picture of the roller coaster on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts with her to feel close. It’s far too easy to make a joke about carrying your husband’s “nuts and bolts.”

If you’re like me, this should be enough of this micro-society.  Feel free to profess your undying Love of the structure in your life below in the comments.

Rub One Out While You Leave a Comment

We’ll be discussing masturbation.  While the post is NQNSFW (Not Quite Safe For Work), watching while at work will get strange looks from your co-workers.

Which may or may not be a good thing.

If you didn’t watch the video (PRUDE), the speaker explains his reasoning with three distinct points:

Point 1: You cannot separate masturbation and lust.

“If you’re masturbating, you are having lustful thoughts about a woman. There’s no way around it.” 

If you’re a Lesbian.  But you are fucked if you’re a Gay Man.

Point 2: It is a selfish act.

“Sex is more than just a way to get pleasure. When you masturbate, you’re using a sexual function just to get pleasure. If you look at sex this way, you’re probably not going to be very good at it when you get married.”

But then again, if you’re a virgin it’s going to suck anyway.  If your partner doesn’t have a clue, you can coach them through it.  Once again, if you fly the Rainbow Flag knowing how to rub one out can be a plus.

Point 3: Masturbation becomes an idol.

“We put it before God’s commands to have self-control and to take our thoughts captive. If you can’t not masturbate, you don’t have power over it and it’s an idol.”

Really?  I’ve always thought that referring to your dick as an idol was stretching things a little too far.  Ladies, if you have your favorites displayed in the living room like a gun rack you need to pull back a little.

Unretouched photo.
Un-retouched photo.

 

COUNTERPOINT

 

BONUS VIDEOS

If you are at work, you should quietly leave a comment now.

Ladies: feel free to substitute the word “Rub” for “Love” in the previous video and sing along.

“Your Supersonic Rocket Socket”.

“Downtown Dining and Entertainment District.

[ed note: Fuck you Adsense]