Mc Hatin’ It

Excluding the stuff they try to sell in Japan, here are some things you might have seen on the McDonald’s menu.

Originally banned from McD’s,, the McDog snuck back into the menu when Ray Kroc died.
Still a big hit in Canada.

Onion nuggets were the perfect side for the McBeefsteak. Probably one of McD’s best sandwiches, it killed itself by being sold for a whopping $1.49 when a burger was 49 cents.

A full sized family pizza was McDonald’s attempt to break into the dinner market.  It was just as good as everyone else’s pizza.  However the long cook time had customers not McWaiting for it.

Mighty Wings were good but died because other wings were better.


Died a quick death in California.


If you ask for it, they’ll make it for you.

The Apple Pie McFlurry
McNapolean Shake. You can ask for it built horizontal as shown or vertical.


S.E.A.L. Burger.

Not just for frogmen, this monster burger combines beef from the land, fish from the sea, and chicken from the air.

(No shit)

Not so hungry?  Ask for a McGangBang instead. We dare you.  We double dog dare you.

The McKinley Mac

If they don’t know it by name, just ask for a Big Mac with Quarter Pounder patties.

Before calling the McPrimerib bullshit, you might like to know that Boston Market is McDonald’s.


Trump Tweets Plan to Destroy ISIS

President-Elect Trump reveals a Top Secret Bio-War project aimed at destroying ISIS.


The Department of Defense in concert with Homeland Security, the Central Intelligence Agency and the Center of Disease Control have been developing a Bio-weapon to be deployed  against the Terrorist organization ISIS.


Code named OPERATION LONELY GOAT, the program targets ISIS terrorists’ fondness for goats as sexual partners.


Research has centered on selecting a viable breed of goat that will act as a carrier of the AIDS virus without doing any harm to the goat.  Simultaneously a fast acting weaponized version of the AIDS virus is ready for deployment.