Harrison Ford Survives Air Crash

Piloting a vintage 1942 PT-22 “Recruit”, Harrison Ford made an emergency landing on the eighth hole of the Penmar Golf Course in Mar Vista, California.  The plane came to rest about 300 yards from the runway of the Santa Monica airport. Ford radioed a “loss of engine power” on take off from the Santa Monica airport.  He was attempting to return to the runway when golfers on the Penmar Golf Course witnessed the engine “died”.

Where he ended up.
Where he ended up.

Paramedics took Ford to the Ronald Reagan Medical Center.  It’s rumored that he was operated on for a broken foot and broken pelvis.  Doctors report that he will remain overnight and is expected to make a full recovery. The National Transportation and Safety Board has a team on site and is investigating the cause of the crash.

“There was a Ryan aircraft, a vintage aircraft that was taking off from Santa Monica.  The pilot reported a loss of engine power and was attempting to return to the runway. It appears that he clipped the top of a tree and came to rest on the golf course.”– Patrick Jones, NTSB
In related news, a Delta [ed. note: Doesn’t Ever Leave The Airport] Airlines MD-88 (Flight 1086) skid on landing  at LaGuardia Airport and plowed into a fence.  Of the 127 passengers and five crew 24 non-life threatening injuries were reported.
No celebrities were reported to be on this aircraft.
No celebrities were reported to be on this aircraft.

Smilin’ Joe vs the Gun Show

The VP debate is over and it was Smilin’ Joe versus The Gun Show.  With Joe on the attack and Paul  hanging back, this slug fest was fought to a draw. But that’s my humble opinion.  The reaction in the Twittersphere shows the Left squirming.  Maybe he who smiles last, smiles best.

Smilin’ Joe and the Gun Show




As soon as #debate ended, Republicans called it a “tie,” which is what undecided voters in Virginia call “Biden by a 5-1 margin” #VPdebate

Joe Biden kissed Paul Ryan’s wife after the #vpdebate. She slipped him her cell number. pic.twitter.com/lz3Oppe5



@TheDailyEdge #debate #VPdebate tie my ass. Biden wiped the floor with that smug, lying snake #LyinRyan. Way to go Joe

“The profound ignorance Ryan displayed on a number of important questions was positively terrifying” #VPdebate #Biden http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/paul-ryan-debate-joe-biden-13626962 …

Paul Ryan is the kid solving calculus problems on the blackboard. Joe Biden is the kid making fart sounds in the back of the room

If I were writing the SNL skit for the VP debate, I’d cast a 12 year old in an oversized suit to play Ryan.

Joe Biden’s having a scotch right now while Paul Ryan’s mom is putting his “debate participation” certificate on the refrigerator. #vpdebate


Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv.

RT If you think Joe Biden won the debate. Check with a psychiatrist if you think Paul Ryan won. #VPDebate

Shouldn’t there should be an extra #debate between Paul Ryan and Sarah Palin to decide the bronze medal or something? #VPdebate

If you need proof US education is in trouble: Some teacher taught Biden that “my friend” and “this dilweed here” are synonyms. #vpdebate

I think Joe Biden just said he’s going to kill two Supreme Court Justices, for the record. #VPDebate


Beanie Babies. Good argument. #VPDebate

Great article, esp when referring to Ryan as “that zombie-eyed granny-starver” LOL LOVE IT- http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/paul-ryan-debate-joe-biden-13626962?src=soc_twtr … via @EsquireMag #VPdebate

When a wise person debates with a fool, the fool rages and laughs, and there is no peace and quiet.” Proverbs 29:9 #vpdebate

That copy of “Dreams of My Father” Martha got at her wedding really worked out. #vpdebate

Biden put that young punk in his place! #TeamJoe #VPDebate

What was with @BarackObama and his #TeamJoe comments last night? Are they appealing to pre-teen Twilight fans? Isn’t it Team Obama?

Is someone going to ask Eddy Munster when the president ever “apologized for our values”?