It seems that Osama’s Been Wackin’ now that the DoD has revealed that a “Treasure Trove of Pornography” was found in Osama’s house. This comes on the tail
of stories of bootleg DirectTV and American Idol Marathons. Along with a huge cache of Pepsi and . there were also cases of Kleenex and Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion. An  Administration Official was quoted on the condition of anonymity that the significance of the Porn was “Overblown”.

Among the hundreds of dvds and VHS tapes some of the titles were:

Goatback Mountain

Boys in Burkas 3

Jihads Gone Wild

69 Virgins and a Slut

Turban Cowboys

Rammin’ Don on Ramadhan

You Mecca Me Hot

Allah  Cockbar

Getting in the Infidels 6

Qom on Her Face 5

Saudi Boy Milk

In other news, the Obama Administration has announced again that pictures of Osama Been Dead Lately will not be released because “ it might be manipulated to cause harm to our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan“.