You Can Have YOUR Name on YOUR Jet

Maybe you haven’t heard yet.  I sell my paintings.  If you want to see my site click here.

Like this one.

I’ll put your name or names if you remember your ACC or pilot on the painting.  I will do tail numbers too. Bad news is there is a customization fee of $35 because it’s a bitch to go back into the painting and change things.  If that’s not for you, feel free to buy one with somebody else’s name.  Well, usually my name.  See photo above.  Nose art? Fuck yeah!  Leave your


In the comment section.  If you have noseart (that’s not porn) that you’re dying to have, or have a picture of your jet, leave it on our Facebook Fan Page.

Bill bought this one.
Mike bought this one. I don’t know why Joe “Big Joe” Cain hasn’t ordered one. He needs to get off his ass and get with the program.
Paul has his up on the wall.
You could get a big assed painting for the low-low price of 494.02 plus shipping and that Customizing Fee.

You can be a cheapskate and just get a mug,

I’m adding more stuff daily, hourly, right now.  Check back.

Like this…..

If you’re wondering why I’ve so busy lately click here. 

If know that many of my readers have heard me beg for donations.  Some say, “Get a job, asshole.”  Well this is my job.  Having a home based business sucks because you never get a day off.  That’s not true.  I can get time off whenever I want.  The boss likes me.

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Visit My Online Gallery

Here’s my no shit, made them myself, Artsy,Fartsy paintings.  I’ve been a painting since 1978. It was then I was in a Victorville’s Gallery del Sol trying to see how to do ocean waves when the owner walked up:

Owner: “Are you a local artist?”

Me: “No, I’m in  the Air Force.”

Owner: “Do you paint?”

Me: “Yes.”

Owner: “That makes you an artist. Where do you live?”

Me: “On base.”

Owner: “That makes you a local artist.  Why don’t you bring me some of your work”


I sold my first painting that month. My mediums have been oil and watercolor. I’ve recently switched to PhotoShop as a medium because, to be honest, it’s less messy. Click on the picture to enlarge.
MiG Killer

Wild Weasels

Tomcat Kill

Hanging in the Seat

Morning Go

Forest Light