According to an NBC News, Donald Trump, accompanied by select members of his cabinet, toured a chem trail outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon.

President trump given tour of Boeing 767 configured for Chem Trail operations.

As the partial government shut down stretched to historic length, President Trump offered solutions to end the deadlock.  Vowing to end expensive and pointless programs, the $7 billion OPERATION MYSTIC MIST is on the chopping block.

President Trump read a prepared statement in front of a converted Boeing 767.

“Today marks a great day for our country where we turn our backs on the secret poisoning of our skies and look to a great new future with better roads, a secure electrical grid, and a great wall to protect us from Mexico.”

Anonymous White House sources revealed that MYSTIC MIST and other similar black programs have been in progress since the late 1980’s.  The chem trail Boeing 767 is but one of a variety of airborne platforms used.

Other pointless programs will be terminated:

  • $518,000 in federal grants to study how cocaine affects the sexual behavior of Japanese quails.
  • $1,4 Billion a year for 770,000 for unused and underused federal buildings.
  • The Army Corps of Engineers spends $5 billion annually constructing dams and other water projects that are not necessary or fictitious to ensure the line item budget for the  Army Corps of Engineers is not reduced.


Trump Tweets Plan to Destroy ISIS

President-Elect Trump reveals a Top Secret Bio-War project aimed at destroying ISIS.


The Department of Defense in concert with Homeland Security, the Central Intelligence Agency and the Center of Disease Control have been developing a Bio-weapon to be deployed  against the Terrorist organization ISIS.


Code named OPERATION LONELY GOAT, the program targets ISIS terrorists’ fondness for goats as sexual partners.


Research has centered on selecting a viable breed of goat that will act as a carrier of the AIDS virus without doing any harm to the goat.  Simultaneously a fast acting weaponized version of the AIDS virus is ready for deployment.