According to an NBC News, Donald Trump, accompanied by select members of his cabinet, toured a chem trail outfitted dispersal airplane at Andrews Air Force Base yesterday afternoon.
As the partial government shut down stretched to historic length, President Trump offered solutions to end the deadlock. Vowing to end expensive and pointless programs, the $7 billion OPERATION MYSTIC MIST is on the chopping block.
President Trump read a prepared statement in front of a converted Boeing 767.
Anonymous White House sources revealed that MYSTIC MIST and other similar black programs have been in progress since the late 1980’s. The chem trail Boeing 767 is but one of a variety of airborne platforms used.
Other pointless programs will be terminated:
- $518,000 in federal grants to study how cocaine affects the sexual behavior of Japanese quails.
- $1,4 Billion a year for 770,000 for unused and underused federal buildings.
- The Army Corps of Engineers spends $5 billion annually constructing dams and other water projects that are not necessary or fictitious to ensure the line item budget for the Army Corps of Engineers is not reduced.