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Do you really believe that “Pinky” got mugged by his exercise machine? Read on Loyal Reader..
It started on 1 January, 2015.
Then “He fell off and tumbled into the bathroom cabinets”.
Then, “The belt on his stretching machine broke and he fell off and tumbled into the bathroom cabinets”.
Then, “The belt on his stretching rubber bands broke and he fell and tumbled into the bathroom cabinets then a weight fell on his head.”
Then, “The belt on his stretching rubber bands broke and he fell off and tumbled into the bathroom cabinets then a a barbell fell on his face.”
So if we are to believe Harry [ed. note: LOL], he was exercising in his bathroom with those stretchy rubber bands, while holding exercise weights when the bands snapped, hitting him the eye, knocking his ass into into the cabinets and down to the mat with a TKO. He sustained a broken eye socket, bruised jaw and broken ribs in this “exercise accident”.
Picture this a minute. Has this happened to anyone else in the history of exercise machines?
Our crack team of researchers have found this evidence.
Please note the lack of eye socket damage. Later bruising and cracked ribs would not be evident. From the get-go, I was thinking that Harry had crashed his car while DUI. The injuries would be consistent with wrapping your car around a tree.
NOW IT’S GETTING GOOD
The current theory is that Pinky got an old fashioned beat down by A: The Mob or B: the Union [ed.note: Which is pretty much the same.]
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s connections to money, mob and influence in Nevada going back fifty years (fourth edition). Revelations from Reid’s first campaign manager and others paints a picture of a politician taking money on the side. Most shocking is the polygraph backed claim that Harry Reid took unreported donations from pimp Joe Conforte of the Mustang Ranch brothel in the years leading up to Reid’s time on the Nevada Gaming Commission. Conforte’s links to mob figures like Jimmy ‘the Weasel’ Fratianno and Johnny Simone mean the mob knew Reid was on the take. Also disturbing are accounts of Reid’s long friendship with a lawyer to many of the most notorious strip clubs in Las Vegas – some of whose owners just did jail time for bribery and were Reid’s political proteges. Oscar Goodman, Las Vegas Mayor and lawyer to the mob also enters the picture. Sweetheart treatment of land developers, the G-Sting scandal, fat cat campaign contributors and more taint the record of Senator Reid, one of the most powerful politicians in the U.S. and therefore the world. – Harry: Money, Mob & Influence In Harry Reid’s Nevada