What Do You Believe In?

How open-minded are you?  Score one point for each item on our list and post your total.

beliefs

This should spark a lively discussion down there in the comments. Did I miss your favorite or strongest belief?  Feel free to state your position in the comments.

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Things People Say on Thanksgiving

1.     Talk about a huge breast!

2.      Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

3.      It’s Cool Whip time.

4.      If I don’t undo my pants I’ll burst.

5.     That’s one terrific spread.

6.       I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

7.      Are you ready for seconds yet?
8.      It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9.      Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.

10.     Don’t play with your meat.

11.      Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12.      Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

13.      I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!

14.      You still have a little bit on your chin.

15.     How long will it take after you stick it in?

16.     You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.