2021 Here We Come

Here are some thoughtful predictions for 2021 that have been compiled by the crack staff at The Lucky Puppy.

  • 2020 model cars will start disintegrating.
  • COVID19 will mutate into a form of airborne AIDS.
  • Your cell phone number will be revealed as the Mark of the Beast.
  • President Biden forms a commission to prove that birds don’t exist.
  • Heterosexuality will be outlawed.
  • The Government will video tape you 24/7.
  • Gingers will form a new political party.
  • Marijuana will be legalized nationwide, as well as Heroin and LSD.
  • White privilege cards will have a $500 limit.
  • Early voting will begin in April for the 2024, 2030 and 2034 elections.
  • Gender will be entirely eliminated.
  • Sasquatch is finally proven to be real and are registered Democrats.
  • 200K 2020 election ballots are found aboard the International Space Station.
  • Hurricanes will start being named after cars.
  • Donald Trump creates the Office of the Ex-President.
  • Flogging returns to the U.S. Navy.
  • The U.S. Space Force reveals that they have been living on the Moon since 1975.
  • A nuclear detonation obliterates Detroit, but no one seems to notice.
  • The voting age is reduced to 16, the drinking age is reduced to 14 and the age of consent is reduced to 10.
  • Jesus returns, throws His hands up and promptly leaves.

What Do You Believe In?

How open-minded are you?  Score one point for each item on our list and post your total.

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This should spark a lively discussion down there in the comments. Did I miss your favorite or strongest belief?  Feel free to state your position in the comments.

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