Jerry has a SECRET phone where you can get Gobs of CASH! Not. Yeah, it’s a scam but we posted the flyer we got in the mail. It’s hilarious.

HIGHLIGHTS

• Not one dime is required.
• Do not reveal Jerry’s Secret Phone Number to anyone or Jerry will kill me.
• Send your payment of $99..to…
• For sixty bucks you get TWO MORE NUMBERS.

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