Happy St. Patrick’s Day

walt-irish-smBig shout going out to St Patrick, who supposedly drove all the snakes out or Ireland. But let’s face it, that’s clearly bullshit, they didn’t have cars back then.

 

St. Patrick had a real sick sense of humor,
putting his holiday during lent.

So, today is when the Irish get drunk to celebrate a bloke who frightened some snakes.
Irish-Girlfriends

They really will use any occasion to drink, Steve Irwin hasn’t even been dead that long.

Many cities have banned openly gay marchers from their Saint Pat's Day parades. Seriously, I can you tell?
Many cities have banned openly gay marchers from their Saint Pat’s Day parades. Seriously, how can you tell?
Why do millions of Irish stagger out drunk into the street today?
It’s Monday.
Today, 9 out of 10 people will claim they've got some Irish in them. 1 in 10 will end up with some Irish in them.
Today, 9 out of 10 people will claim they’ve got some Irish in them. 1 in 10 will end up with some Irish in them.

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day

Q: What’s white and flies across the English Channel?
A: Lord Mountbatten’s tennis shoes.

Q:What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A:Gaelic.

 

Q: What do you call the day when all the Irish skip work and spend the day drinking?
A: Tuesday.

Q: What’s two miles long and has the I.Q. of 12?
A: The Boston Saint Patrick’s Day Parade.

For years and years and years my Dear Father put money in his IRA, and for years and years and years I told him “Put your money in a fucking bank”.

Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

A:None.

Q: What’s an Irishman’s idea of foreplay?

A: Crushing his cigar butt on her thigh and saying,” Brace yourself Bridgette..I’m coming.”

Where does an Irish family go on holiday?

A different pub.

 

What do you call an Irish fan at the World Cup?
Lost

What’s Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
Paddy O’Furniture.

British nursery rhyme: 1 potato, 2 potato 3 potato, 4! 5 potato, 6 potato7 potato, more!
Irish nursery rhyme: 1 potato! FUCK!

How many Irish does it take to change a light bulb?
Fuck it, we’ll drink in the dark.

I met a gay Irish couple the other day.
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick .

 

 

 

 

ERIN GO BRAUGH!!!

Up the Rebels and keep those dirty little Protestant children off the streets.