IF YOU HAVE WEAK, GIRLY FEELINGS YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR SAFE PLACE AND CRY INSTEAD OF READING THIS.
Michelle “Mike” Obama has named this person as a “One and only Queen Bee. Thank you for being a role model for young girls around the world”
Here are some quotes from the Queen Bee:
- Can you lick my Skittles, it’s the sweetest in the middle
- Pink is the flavor, solve the riddle
- I can’t wait till I get home so you can turn that cherry out
- First both of my legs go back on your head, and whatever you want, yeah baby, I’m bad
- Yeah, he’s so horny he wants to fuck
- He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse
- He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown
- Hand prints and good grips on my ass
- Gimme that daddy long stroke
- I’m gonna kiss up and rub up and feel up.Kiss up and rub up and feel up on you.
- I’m into havin’ sex, I ain’t into makin’ love
- So come gimme a hug, if you into gettin’ rubbed
- Goddamn, she murdered everybody and I was her witness
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Middle fingers up, put them hands high
Michelle had tears in her eyes when she told America how horrible Donald Trump is. Fuck that. We’re electing a President not a husband. Speaking of husbands, has Bill Clinton raped anyone this week? He’s the real low-life shit in this election.
I’ll let the Loyal Readers name who this “Role Model” is and feel free to add more quotes.
