If you’ve been following our Facebook feed you’ll have noticed fake Tweets from the president. Here’s a Photoshop template for a fake Craig’s List post. For fun and parody. Fun. Not ex-vengeance. Fun. Did we mention “Fun”?
There a good jobs and there are Great Jobs. This is neither.
You may or may not know that my Better Half has been applying for every job imaginable. One job offer came through of all things Google Hangout.
It started like this: I’m okay. I just woke up Ok,I believe you’re here for the job briefing and interview ? Yes To acquaint with, I’m Mr. Oliver Reese. I appear to you as the Hiring Superior/Client Services of Virtu Financial Corporation. I began my career as HR with Siemens in 1988 and later joined Madison Tyler Holdings as a junior developer and has been promoted in the firm with roles including Head of Strategy Development, Partner and Managing Partner of the Austin office. Further, I played a key role in launching the European offices of the firm and continues to actively oversee software development and trading globally. I have experience crossing the full spectrum of the HR discipline including talent management. … Please introduce yourself, What are your Full name,Age, Sex and cell number ,where are you located ?
AND THEN… INTRODUCTION: Welcome to Virtu Financial. LLC
Virtu Financial. LLC operates as an electronic commodity trading company in New York. The company was founded in 2002 and is headquartered in New York, NY. We are currently hiring from home at the moment and also mainly to create employment opportunity for the less privilege, disables and also to decrease the rate of unemployment in the economy. We have what it takes to be great. We’re brought together under one vision. We share common values that form the basis of a well-understood and effective culture. We enjoy a time-tested business model with proven strategies and goals. We benefit from an operating philosophy that provides sustainable, competitive advantages. We possess the know-how to execute well, and most of all, we have great people. OK ?
If you have a lot of time on your hands the whole transcript is here.
Then one day a check showed up in the mail.
We called the Police immediately. They called the bank and confirmed it was fraudulent. It got tossed into an evidence bag and they left.