2021 Here We Come

Posted on December 28, 2020December 28, 2020 by walt313 2 Comments

Here are some thoughtful predictions for 2021 that have been compiled by the crack staff at The Lucky Puppy.

  • 2020 model cars will start disintegrating.
  • COVID19 will mutate into a form of airborne AIDS.
  • Your cell phone number will be revealed as the Mark of the Beast.
  • President Biden forms a commission to prove that birds don’t exist.
  • Heterosexuality will be outlawed.
  • The Government will video tape you 24/7.
  • Gingers will form a new political party.
  • Marijuana will be legalized nationwide, as well as Heroin and LSD.
  • White privilege cards will have a $500 limit.
  • Early voting will begin in April for the 2024, 2030 and 2034 elections.
  • Gender will be entirely eliminated.
  • Sasquatch is finally proven to be real and are registered Democrats.
  • 200K 2020 election ballots are found aboard the International Space Station.
  • Hurricanes will start being named after cars.
  • Donald Trump creates the Office of the Ex-President.
  • Flogging returns to the U.S. Navy.
  • The U.S. Space Force reveals that they have been living on the Moon since 1975.
  • A nuclear detonation obliterates Detroit, but no one seems to notice.
  • The voting age is reduced to 16, the drinking age is reduced to 14 and the age of consent is reduced to 10.
  • Jesus returns, throws His hands up and promptly leaves.

Slug Bug Don’t Slug Back

Posted on August 27, 2018 by walt313 Leave a comment

Jamie, Rosie and I play Slug Bug all the time.  But there are rules.

  1. Car lots don’t count.
  2. The neighbor’s bug doesn’t count.
  3. The color has to be accurate.  Mint not Green.
  4. Never slug the driver.

THE SCORING

Regular Bug, one point.

 

Extra point for a convertible.

 

Beat up Bugs score two points.

 

Two points for a new one.

 

Three points for a van.

Yeah, they don’t count.

QUIZ

How many points? What color?

Special Bugs score three points.

We also play Cell Phone Slug Bug if we spot one alone.

Rosie writing 2005
Rosie

I taught my daughter, Rosie to play to get her to count in her head without fingers.  She kept track relentlessly. We played one game for over a year.  Final score, Dad= 87, Rosie=127. I cheated too.  Sometimes I’d call Slug PT Cruiser.  I called Slug Truck in a Walmart parking and she nearly beat me unconscious before we got to the door. See rule number one.  I also called Slug Fat Chicks and she beat me for that stunt. As she got older I’d call Slug Hooker. Come on man, it was Vegas.  She refused to play but at least she didn’t throw hands.

 

Slug Hooker, don’t slug back. Brown.

Hair color, asshole. Although Slug Hooker Black scores points too.

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