The Ballad of Jeb Bush

You know the song, sing it!


Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jeb
Poor Texas boy barely kept his chauffeur fed
Then one day he was looking at some news
And up through his head came a bubbling clues
(Votes that is, electoral gold, Texas Style)

Well the first thing you know old Jeb’s a governor
Kin folk said Jeb move away from there
Said the White House is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Ankeny
(Iowa that is, primary voting, corn dogs)

Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Jeb and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
Donald Trump kicked his ass with  brutal personality
You’re all invited back again to this locality
To have a heaping helping of his poli-tic-ca-ly
(Undocumented Americans, that’s what we call ’em now,
Nice folks. Y’all come vote now, ya hear?)

Combat Operations Have Ended

Just like when President Bush said it. Nothing is different. Fighting will continue. No wait…now our troops won’t have the level of support (air support, artillery..etc) they will need.

What Barry should have said is this withdrawal was set by the SOFA (Status of Forces Agreement) agreed to by the Bush Administration,  not anything the Obama Administration has or has not done.

This is a clear example of the Democratic Party’s dogma:

“When they say it, it’s BAD. When we say the same thing, it’s GOOD.”