Weird Fireworks

Gone are the days of 4th of July fun with fireworks. Do you remember blasting firecrackers at school? Roman candle fights.  Your Dad putting the lawn fire out?

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Do you remember whistling bungholes… spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs and don’ts. Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick… or one single whistling kitty-chaser?

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Roaming Candles, Piccolo Peters, Flaming Shooting Balls or Ass Crackers?

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Yes these are real fireworks.

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY