Transair Flight 810 was a 737-200 (N810TA) made an emergency landing in the ocean off the coast of Oahu around 1:30 a.m. local time on Friday. The cargo plane’s pilots reported engine trouble shortly after leaving Honolulu. Both of the pilots were rescued.
2021 Here We Come
Here are some thoughtful predictions for 2021 that have been compiled by the crack staff at The Lucky Puppy.
- 2020 model cars will start disintegrating.
- COVID19 will mutate into a form of airborne AIDS.
- Your cell phone number will be revealed as the Mark of the Beast.
- President Biden forms a commission to prove that birds don’t exist.
- Heterosexuality will be outlawed.
- The Government will video tape you 24/7.
- Gingers will form a new political party.
- Marijuana will be legalized nationwide, as well as Heroin and LSD.
- White privilege cards will have a $500 limit.
- Early voting will begin in April for the 2024, 2030 and 2034 elections.
- Gender will be entirely eliminated.
- Sasquatch is finally proven to be real and are registered Democrats.
- 200K 2020 election ballots are found aboard the International Space Station.
- Hurricanes will start being named after cars.
- Donald Trump creates the Office of the Ex-President.
- Flogging returns to the U.S. Navy.
- The U.S. Space Force reveals that they have been living on the Moon since 1975.
- A nuclear detonation obliterates Detroit, but no one seems to notice.
- The voting age is reduced to 16, the drinking age is reduced to 14 and the age of consent is reduced to 10.
- Jesus returns, throws His hands up and promptly leaves.