Is Jojo and The United Healthcare Group a Hoax?

“This is my daughter Jojo, United Health Care dropped her from my group in 2009 and gave us no reason.”


I saw this picture on Facebook and it broke my heart. Because it’s supposed to break my heart. Then I read the caption again and said to myself, “Self, something is fishy here”.


If this was this story would be in the True and False category.


Does it really say that the CEO of United Health Group made 770 MILLION DOLLARS? I looked that up. The CEO, one Stephen J. Hemsley made $48,075,614 in 2011. That seems a little short of the claim made. So I thought, who makes this kind of money. Here’s the list. The Twelve Highest Paid People of 2009. Steve is not on the list.


North Carolina fining UHG would be a big story, you think? The best I found was that North Carolina did fine UHG in 2009 for not paying claims and incorrectly paying claims. The fine was nearly $800,000.   Again, not quite the TEN MILLION mentioned in the picture.


I’ve been Googling the shit out this story. The picture is everywhere and everyone is sad. The best I have found is that the picture was released by the stalwart of Media Fairness, on their Facebook page. “Now we’re getting somewhere”, I thought. I followed the link to…

If True, This Would Be The Most Heartless Case Of Corporate Cruelty We’ve Heard Of All Week

“If True”?????

“We can’t speak to the truth of these allegations against Wells Fargo, but what we do know is that the timing of this man’s firing couldn’t have been more cruel.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Our wording (“If true”) is a nod to the fact that this is still pending investigation. We’ll update when there is more to report on.”

That’s Moveon’s editor, not me. Better yet, the article isn’t about Jojo. It’s about another kid who’s father was fired by EVIL Wells Fargo (and if you know me you know I know it’s EVIL). It’s a tragedy because the little girl died but it has nothing to do with the picture we’re talking about.

With a little more searching and a trip through Twitter I found this:

Why One Little Girl’s Story Will Have You Sprinting For The Voting Booth In November



Okay, we found him. Dad is Joey Kirkman who lives in Greensboro, North Carolina. On his Twitter account, Joey brags about making the cover of I would to. He was on The 99 Report telling his “Amazing Healthcare Story”.  The 99 Report supports the 99% Occupy Movement.

Listen to internet radio with 99 Report on Blog Talk Radio. Joey is the first guest.


Joey tells his story about his struggles with UHG denying coverage of treatment of Jojo’s Epilepsy.  He posted his picture on Facebook and took it viral.


Any good lie has a grain of Truth. Yes Jojo Kirkman is a real girl. Yes she got treatment for her epilepsy and Dad says she’s doing great. Yes United Health Group tried to pull a fast one and deny her coverage.  Don’t fuck with Dads with Daughters. Joey took on UHG and won.


The facts included with the picture are skewed  if not outright untrue. We’re pretty sure Joey wrote the caption. At least he defends the salary part on his Facebook comments. So like we started this with, the picture is both True and False. It’s a real picture and a real story but the “facts” are not.

So in our humble opinion, Part one of Obamacare did work in this case and that’s great. But Obamacare is a monstrous bureaucratic mess that needs be scrapped and the parts that are good (like this one) be part of true health care reform.







Passenger Lands Plane

Easter Sunday, April 12th, 2009-  A Beech King Air B200 departed Marco Island, Florida bound for Louisiana with 5 souls on board. Soon after takeoff, an emergency situation developed that required extraordinary measures by the planes passengers and Air TrafficSaving four lives.   A passenger, Doug White  landed a twin-engine plane at Southwest Florida International Airport in Fort Myers after the pilot died in flight.


White, 56, a private pilot with about 230 hours flight time in single-engine Cessna 172s sat in the right seat of a chartered King Air 200 with his wife and two teenaged daughters in the passenger cabin. White, owner of an equipment leasing company, had learned to fly in 1991 but set flying aside immediately after obtaining a private pilot certificate.

Federal Aviation Administration officials said the pilot died on Sunday after taking off from Marco Island Executive Airport. The plane was on autopilot and climbing past 10,000 feet when the pilot died. The passenger who took the controls has been licensed for single-engine planes for 20 years, but was not certified to fly the King Air plane, a large luxury model. To instruct him, an air traffic controller called a friend in Connecticut who is rated to fly the aircraft. The plane landed safely.

Controller: You using the autopilot or are you flying the airplane?
9DW: Me and the Good Lord are hand flying this. Niner Delta Whiskey.



Oh HELL YES!! The next guy that calls this Hero a redneck gets one in the kisser.

RIP Colonel Cabuk (USAF-ret)