Stupid Warning Labels

The Darwin Awards prove that people can be incredibly stupid. Warning labels are put on product because somebody,somewhere has done some of this shit. These are real warning labels.


On a bicycle — “Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle”

(You think?)

On a hammer– “Misuse may lead to property damage and bodily injury.”

(Oh…Hell yes!!!)

On a toilet brush– “Do not use for personal hygiene.”

(Unless you’re homeless.)

On washing machine– “Do not put any person in this washer”

(No cats either.) Click to see actual label.

On car sun shield– “Do not drive with shield in place.”

(Unless you’ve been drinking of course.)

On a fireplace log — “Caution: Risk of Fire.”

(Yep…Hope so.)

On a Sears hairdryer — “Do not use while sleeping.”

(That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos — “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”

(The Shoplifter Special.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”

(But, it’s just a suggestion.)

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.”

(Whoops! Too late now.)

On the ipod Shuffle — “Do not eat.”
Click to see actual label.


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.”

(No shit?)

On electric cattle prod — “For use on animals only.”

(What if I kinda like it?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”

(Well, no…not on MY body.)
Click to see actual label.

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”

(Rosie, sweetie, don’t fire up the tractor because Mommy gave you medicine.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”

(Thanks for the heads up, Einstein.)

On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor and outdoor use.”

(And where else might we be stringing lights. Not tonight, honey I have a headache.)

On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts”

(Wow! I was expecting to find motor oil.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”

(Honey? If you’re not too busy…)

On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

(You know, he gets that from your side of the family.)

On a Swedish Chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands or genitals.”

(A lot of weird shit happens in Sweden.)





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