You gotta love this one even if you’ve never lived in the South.
Some of you will enjoy this more than others…. Southerners can be so
Atlanta Tower: “Saudi Air 511 — You are cleared to land on
Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on
Infidel’s’ runway 9R – Allah be Praised.”
Atlanta Tower: ” Iran Air 711 – You are cleared to land on runway 27L.”
Iran Air: “Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel’s
Runway 27L. -Allah is Great.”
Saudi Air: “ATLANTA TOWER – ATLANTA TOWER !”
Atlanta Tower: “Go ahead Saudi Air 511..”
Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR
THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!”
Atlanta Tower: “Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.
Y’all go on ahead now and tell Allah “hey” for us