It’s been eight years since Mark Zuckerberg put Facebook on the Internet. Today, Facebook goes public with shares going for $38. Expectations are that by close of business Facebook will be worth 104 BILLION dollars. That’s a long way from a Harvard dorm room. That would make it worth more than Disney, Ford and Kraft Foods. It would be the second-largest U.S.-listed IPO behind only Visa. Facebook’s market debut, the biggest tech company IPO ever, should create 1,000 millionaires overnight.
So in the spirit of the day we here at the Lucky Puppy present….
THE TWELVE DAYS OF FACEBOOK
(Sing Damn it)
On the First Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
On the Second Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
and
An Invite to play some Farmville
On the Third Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
Two Nerds in College
and
An Invite to play some Farmville
On the Fourth Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
Three Profile Pictures
Two Nerds in College
and
An Invite to play some Farmville
On the Fifth Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!
Four Facebook Stalkers
Three Profile Pictures
Two Nerds in College
and
An Invite to play some Farmville
On the Sixth Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!
Four Facebook Stalkers
Three Profile Pictures
Two Nerds in College
and
An Invite to play some Farmville
On the Seventh Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
Six Likes of Status
FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!
Four Facebook Stalkers
Three Profile Pictures
Two Nerds in College
and
An Invite to play some Farmville
On the Eighth Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
Seven Facebook Searches
Six Likes of Status
FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!
Four Facebook Stalkers
Three Profile Pictures
Two Nerds in College
and
An Invite to play some Farmville
On the Ninth Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
Nine Status Updates
Eight Lawsuits Pending
Seven Facebook Searches
Six Likes of Status
FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!
Four Facebook Stalkers
Three Profile Pictures
Two Nerds in College
and
An Invite to play some Farmville
On the Tenth Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
Ten LMAOs
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Nine Status Updates
Eight Lawsuits Pending
Seven Facebook Searches
Six Likes of Status
FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!
Four Facebook Stalkers
Three Profile Pictures
Two Nerds in College
and
An Invite to play some Farmville
On the Eleventh Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
Eleven Posted Pictures
Ten LMAOs
Nine Status Updates
Eight Lawsuits Pending
Seven Facebook Searches
Six Likes of Status
FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!
Four Facebook Stalkers
Three Profile Pictures
Two Nerds in College
and
An Invite to play some Farmville
On the Twelve Day of Facebook
My True Love Gave to me
Eleven Posted Pictures
Ten LMAOs
Nine Status Updates
Eight Lawsuits Pending
Seven Facebook Searches
Six Likes of Status
FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!
Four Facebook Stalkers
Three Profile Pictures
Two Nerds in College
and
An Invite to play some Farmville.
[ed note: A BIG HUG and Thank you for my daughter Rosie for coming up with this idea and most of the list.]
Awesome!! (Except for the part where I’m going to be humming that damn song all the live long day…sigh) Good job! 🙂
I’m with you. Have been spontaneously belting out FIVE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!!!
Expand your facebook farmville plot quickly by adding neighbors and getting the experience. By day three, you should have enough money to purchase a bigger farm, if you have enough neighbors.