More Odd Facts
In Ancient Rome, a plant called Silphilum was used as a natural contraceptive. The shape of the seed was in the shape we all know today as the symbol of Love. It was so popular that the Romans harvested the plant into extinction so we don’t know today what type of plant it was.
The first known vibrator was in the shape of a ball. A hollow sphere was filled with live bees and when agitated would vibrate. Found in Egypt, Cleopatra is credited for inventing it.
In Manilla during the 1940’s prostitutes tattooed sex acts on their bodies. They would then proposition English speaking sailors by pointing at the pictures.
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a bachelor’s degree.
During the 19th century there was no cure for V.D. By the end of the U.S. Civil War, a quarter of the Union Army was infected.
The typical lovemaking session averages 15 minutes in length.
Eskimos do not rub noses.
Faking virginity in Medieval Times: soak a linen cloth in egg whites and pennyroyal, and insert into vagina two to three times a day. This constricts the vaginal opening. Or powdered natron in the vagina, which apparently was a favorite of prostitutes (because everyone expects prostitutes to be virginal, right?), but might also harm the male member. Also, leeches in the vagina just before intercourse can cause a blood clot that is disrupted during intercourse, producing a nice bloody show. Ingenious, huh?
The French tickler was invented by a Tibetan monk.
Timmie Jean Lindsey of Houston, TX became the first person to get silicone breast implants in 1962.
The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.
A study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during intercourse.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
Besides the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.
According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.
In 1892, Italy raised the minimum age for marriage for girls – to 12.
Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.
The first “official” vasectomy was performed in 1893.
It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
In earlier times, virginity on one’s wedding night was of the greatest importance. To prove that the bride was a virgin, it was customary that the couple would display the bloodstained bedsheet for all to see once the wedding was consummated.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time… Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn’t work.
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
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After you cum in her mouth, smack your lady on the back of her back head forcing cum to spew from her nose. She’ll Love it. Dirty Sanchez
A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache.
Flooding The Cave
Inserting the penis into a woman’s pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to gays as well.
The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your partner’s hole and in one motion jamming it home again.
When she takes your dick back between your legs and sucks you off. This one’s Gar friendly too.
While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit, thus imitating the sound of a motorboat. She’ll love you forever. Also can be done between her breasts. Now go listen to “Pontoon” by Little Big Town.
Puerto Rican Fog Bank
Farting while in a 69.
The Rusty Trombone
This is what happens when you’ve got a less then respectable female (AKA be-yatch) tongue deep in your chute. She wiggles her tongue as she does the reach around to pump you like a Catholic priest doing an Alter Boy, thus mimicking a trombone player. Remember this when Craig Ferguson mentions it on his talk show.
When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman’s vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)