The dog chewed my bed sheets. I have
That lightweight blouse is totally in fashion right now.
When cotton feels too lightweight.
You know when cheese making goes wrong
Fall weather means I don’t get to wear my favorite loosely-woven cotton shirt
This quilt backing doesn’t back this quilt to the degree I wanted! Grr!
This inexpensive cloth does not diffuse natural light as well as I was told!
WHY IS THIS SHIRT SO WRINKLED??? I JUST IRONED IT!!!
My loosely-woven cotton fabric has ripped
#muslimrage. Oh, sh*t, I meant #muslinrage
My pants feel too thin and now I’m cold.
In a related trend, cranky clothiers are now venting their frustrations under
Polyester-rayon masquerading as pure linen.
#muslinrage oh wait….
I had such a hard time draping this new pattern
#muslimrage oh wait that’s #muslinrage, carry on
I just screamed at my tailor
Spilled coffee all over the nice tablecloth my aunt made for me.
When I say I want it to fit more snugly around the torso, I want it to fit more snugly around the god damn torso.