Excluding the stuff they try to sell in Japan, here are some things you might have seen on the McDonald’s menu.


Onion nuggets were the perfect side for the McBeefsteak. Probably one of McD’s best sandwiches, it killed itself by being sold for a whopping $1.49 when a burger was 49 cents.
A full sized family pizza was McDonald’s attempt to break into the dinner market. It was just as good as everyone else’s pizza. However the long cook time had customers not McWaiting for it.


THE SECRET MENU
If you ask for it, they’ll make it for you.


S.E.A.L. Burger.
Not just for frogmen, this monster burger combines beef from the land, fish from the sea, and chicken from the air.
Not so hungry? Ask for a McGangBang instead. We dare you. We double dog dare you.
The McKinley Mac
If they don’t know it by name, just ask for a Big Mac with Quarter Pounder patties.
Before calling the McPrimerib bullshit, you might like to know that Boston Market is McDonald’s.