Q:Why was there only one bath tub in the Third Class on Titanic?
A: White Star expected them a wash up on shore.
This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights.
I was not really paying attention. Anyway the fella who was driving got out.
And he was a dwarf!
He said “I’m not happy!
I said “Well which one are you then ”
Scientists have reported the cause the the 5.6 earthquake that rocked Southern California this week.
It was The George Bush’s Fault.
What did Katey have on her wedding day that Diana wished she had?
A sober limo driver.
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