Internets Say Justice Ginsburg is Dead

At 85 years young, there are rumors on the Internets that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead.

The Lucky Puppy cited an un-named SCOTOS source says Ginsburg has been dead for a while.

Ginsberg hasn’t been seen to move since the Kavanagh swearing in.

Vowing to not leave the court while Trump is President, Justice Ginsburg has yet to resign.  This had led to rumors that she can’t resign because she was in fact, dead.  Fellow Justices have been seen propping her head up.  The Court reeks of Febreze because her interns use it by the gallon to keep her “springtime fresh”.

The “Ginsberg” we see today may be an animatronic Muppet fitted with one of those hyper flesh masks.

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