Big shout going out to St Patrick, who supposedly drove all the snakes out or Ireland. But let’s face it, that’s clearly bullshit, they didn’t have cars back then.
St. Patrick had a real sick sense of humor,
putting his holiday during lent.
So, today is when the Irish get drunk to celebrate a bloke who frightened some snakes.
They really will use any occasion to drink, Steve Irwin hasn’t even been dead that long.
Many cities have banned openly gay marchers from their Saint Pat’s Day parades. Seriously, how can you tell?
Why do millions of Irish stagger out drunk into the street today?
It’s Monday.
Today, 9 out of 10 people will claim they’ve got some Irish in them. 1 in 10 will end up with some Irish in them.
3 thoughts on “Happy St. Patrick’s Day”
Two Irishmen walking past a Police Station.
A big poster at the front reads “Two Black men wanted for rape!”
Paddy turns to Mick and says “Dem Fokkers always get the best jobs”.
Seven Englishman and an Irishman are in a rape line up….
The victim walks in and Paddy steps forward and shouts, “That’s her, the miserable frigid fucker!”
Zoo keeper says to Paddy, “The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for 500 pounds?”. Paddy replies, “I will on 3 conditions:
1st I’m not going to kiss it.
2nd my family must never know.
3rd I’ll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!”
Big shout going out to St Patrick, who supposedly drove all the snakes out or Ireland. But let’s face it, that’s clearly bullshit, they didn’t have cars back then.
Two Irishmen walking past a Police Station.
A big poster at the front reads “Two Black men wanted for rape!”
Paddy turns to Mick and says “Dem Fokkers always get the best jobs”.
Seven Englishman and an Irishman are in a rape line up….
The victim walks in and Paddy steps forward and shouts, “That’s her, the miserable frigid fucker!”
Zoo keeper says to Paddy, “The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for 500 pounds?”. Paddy replies, “I will on 3 conditions:
1st I’m not going to kiss it.
2nd my family must never know.
3rd I’ll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!”