Happy St. Patrick’s Day Posted on March 17, 2014March 17, 2014 by walt313 Big shout going out to St Patrick, who supposedly drove all the snakes out or Ireland. But let’s face it, that’s clearly bullshit, they didn’t have cars back then. St. Patrick had a real sick sense of humor, putting his holiday during lent. So, today is when the Irish get drunk to celebrate a bloke who frightened some snakes. They really will use any occasion to drink, Steve Irwin hasn’t even been dead that long. Many cities have banned openly gay marchers from their Saint Pat’s Day parades. Seriously, how can you tell? Why do millions of Irish stagger out drunk into the street today? It’s Monday. Today, 9 out of 10 people will claim they’ve got some Irish in them. 1 in 10 will end up with some Irish in them.