Q: What’s white and flies across the English Channel?
A: Lord Mountbatten’s tennis shoes.
Q:What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A:Gaelic.
Q: What do you call the day when all the Irish skip work and spend the day drinking?
A: Tuesday.
Q: What’s two miles long and has the I.Q. of 12?
A: The Boston Saint Patrick’s Day Parade.
For years and years and years my Dear Father put money in his IRA, and for years and years and years I told him “Put your money in a fucking bank”.
Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A:None.
Q: What’s an Irishman’s idea of foreplay?
A: Crushing his cigar butt on her thigh and saying,” Brace yourself Bridgette..I’m coming.”
Where does an Irish family go on holiday?
A different pub.
What do you call an Irish fan at the World Cup?
Lost
What’s Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
Paddy O’Furniture.
British nursery rhyme: 1 potato, 2 potato 3 potato, 4! 5 potato, 6 potato7 potato, more!
Irish nursery rhyme: 1 potato! FUCK!
How many Irish does it take to change a light bulb?
Fuck it, we’ll drink in the dark.
I met a gay Irish couple the other day.
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick .
ERIN GO BRAUGH!!!
Up the Rebels and keep those dirty little Protestant children off the streets.
