If you haven’t been out to see a girls’ softball game, you have missed a lot. Last Saturday it was the Dare Devils versus the Baseburners. It was one four games under the lights for the Sunrise Girls’ Fastpitch Softball League.
These teams were the 11 to 14 year old group, but don’t let the pony tails fool you. These young ladies are serious about their game.
One distinct feature of girl’s softball are the cheers. There are no cheer leaders. The teams do their own cheers to pump up their spirit or taunt the opposition. There are some that can’t quite be described as cute.
We don’t play with barbie dolls
We just play with bats and balls
We dont wear no minny skirt
We just wear some pants and shirts
We dont drink no lemonade
We just drink our powerade
so if I were you,I’d scoot your booty back
but I’m not you so I’d stay where your at.
Hit the Pitcher, hit the pitcher
Hit the pitcher with the ball.
Hit it hard and knock her over,
Hit the pitcher with the ball.
“My Darling Clementine”
This next one is exceptionally cruel at a girls’ game….
(to pitcher w/ high balls)
Everybody. Someone
Call the doctor
She’s throwing up! (make throw up sound)
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who’s the prettiest girl of all?
Pretty girls don’t hit the ball!
Lets get dirty lets get mean, lets go out and
beat this team.
So for Fall Ball it’s chocolate before the game and chocolate at the seventh inning stretch.
PLAY BALL!
Love the last cheer!
Okay dad misheard “softball girls” It goes like this (after every sentence the rest of the team says what the “leader” said We dont play with barbie dolls! All we play with are bats and balls.we dont wear no minnyskirts! all we wear are softball shorts! we dont drink no lemonade! all we drink is gatorade! Goooooo TEAMNAME!!!!!! the last part he said was a totally different cheer if youwant to read the real cheers go to sunrisegirlsfastpitch.com
She’s their pitcher,
Don’t you know?
She got her period,
She can’t throw.
WE RUN AROUND THE BASES
WE FALL DOWN ON THE GRASS
WE ALL BROUGHT OUR BATS AND GLOVES TODAY
TO KICK YOU IN THE WOOOOOOOOP
• Hi ho, hi ho,
it’s off to first we go,
then second then third then home again
hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho.
(when walked, sung to the seven dwarfs
theme)
Hit it hard, down the middle,
make the pitcher bend a little,
make her (clap, clap) eat some dirt.