We were riding out to the airplane to go to live in Germany. The wife was bragging to this lady that I spoke German. “Oh yeah?, she says.
“What’s windshield wiper in German?”
Windshield= “Windschieb”
Windshield wiper= “Windschiebschwischer”
The sprayer that squirts the water= “Windschiebschwischerspritzer”
Germans don’t make words they just cobble together old ones or use English.
These aren’t German but cute. You’ll get the drift.
Dog: Barkenpantensniffer
Dog Catcher: Barkenpantensniffersnatcher
Dog Catcher’s Truck: Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagen
Garage for Truck: Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenhaus
Truck Repairman:
Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerker
Mechanic’s Union:
Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerkerfeatherbeddengefixengruppe
Doctor: Chestergethumpenpulsentooker
Nurse: Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelper
Hypodermic Needle:
Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtensticker
Backside: Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtenstickerstabbenplatz
Piano: Plinkenplankenplunkenbox
Pianist: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder
Piano Stool: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderspinnenseat
Piano Recital:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspelle
Fathers at the Recital:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspellensnoozengruppe
Mothers at the Recital:
Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspellensnoozengruppenuppenwakers
Automobile: Honkenbrakenscreecher
Gasoline: Honkenbrakenscreecherzoomerjuicen
Driver: Honkenbrakenscreecherguidenschtunker
Auto Mechanic: Honkenbrakenscreecherknockengepingersputtergefixer
Repair Bill: Bankenrollergebustenuptottenliste
