2021 Here We Come

Here are some thoughtful predictions for 2021 that have been compiled by the crack staff at The Lucky Puppy.

  • 2020 model cars will start disintegrating.
  • COVID19 will mutate into a form of airborne AIDS.
  • Your cell phone number will be revealed as the Mark of the Beast.
  • President Biden forms a commission to prove that birds don’t exist.
  • Heterosexuality will be outlawed.
  • The Government will video tape you 24/7.
  • Gingers will form a new political party.
  • Marijuana will be legalized nationwide, as well as Heroin and LSD.
  • White privilege cards will have a $500 limit.
  • Early voting will begin in April for the 2024, 2030 and 2034 elections.
  • Gender will be entirely eliminated.
  • Sasquatch is finally proven to be real and are registered Democrats.
  • 200K 2020 election ballots are found aboard the International Space Station.
  • Hurricanes will start being named after cars.
  • Donald Trump creates the Office of the Ex-President.
  • Flogging returns to the U.S. Navy.
  • The U.S. Space Force reveals that they have been living on the Moon since 1975.
  • A nuclear detonation obliterates Detroit, but no one seems to notice.
  • The voting age is reduced to 16, the drinking age is reduced to 14 and the age of consent is reduced to 10.
  • Jesus returns, throws His hands up and promptly leaves.

RED DEAD TWO NAMES

I’ve been playing a lot of Red Dead Redemption 2 online and have seen some great player’s names*. Check out my list and see if you like some of them as much as I do. Feel free to add the ones that you found in the comments below.

  • WHISTLEJACKET– By far the best euphemism for a Lady’s Lady Parts.
  • HEYITSOJ– makes you wonder if it really is.
  • CHUNKYPB– Chunky Peanut Butter
  • FLOPPYFOLDS– More Lady Parts.
  • KIDSRNTHOME– Kids aren’t home, Mom’s playing.
  • SHEDDYBEAR– Sheddy Bear or She’d do you Bear?
  • SLOPPYHO– But not as bad as…..
  • BLYTHEFOOL– Is she or isn’t she?
  • HAIKU_KUNGFU– Very Zen-like.in a “I don’t speak Japanese or Chinese” kind of way.
  • BLONDIELOX– I enjoy a nice pun.
My Brilliant Moves and my Greatest Fuck Ups.
  • BSPATER– A German player.
  • DOC HOLLANDAISE– A nod to the OK Corral.
  • BUCK_NAKED– His avatar is stripped down as far as Rockstar will let him.
  • WYATT BURP– Another Western pun.
  • JAMIE2FACE– There’s a Good Jamie and a Bad Jamie.
It’s Fight Night at Red Dead Redemption 2! Sometimes you just have to duke it out.
  • HUCKLEBARRY- Tombstone again.
  • ISHOTU– I did you glitching Fuck.
  • JAP ONEGO- A Jewish American Princess keeping it until marraige.
  • LONGTALLSALLY– Eric Clapton Fan.
  • PRETTYWETKITTY- More Lady Parts
  • MYCRAK4U- A dealer or a VERY open proposition.
  • BEN_OVER- A real fit of originality there, Ben.
  • BIGHANDSANDFEET- Finally…..boy parts.
  • JOHNCHAPMAN- Not a Lennon fan.
  • MIA WETPOSSE- The use of the word “posse” is endless.

*numbers have been removed for privacy