ANTIFA VISITS STURGIS

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Motorcycle enthusiasts gather in Sturgis, South Dakota for their annual get together.

Then these assholes show up.

What was their dumbest sign?

Then this happened…

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

OMG! The idiot kicked a bike!

Chief Geody Vandewater said a small group of protesters was gathered on Sturgis’ Main Street on Saturday when one of the demonstrators kicked the motorcycle as it passed by. The crowd began swarming toward the protesters, and Vandewater said police escorted the demonstrators to a safe spot.

The protester — a man from Rapid City, South Dakota — was arrested for disorderly conduct, Vandewater said. No one was hurt.

The 80th Sturgis Motorcycle Rally began Aug. 7 and wrapped up Sunday.

Surviving COVID-19

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COVID-19, also known as the Corona Virus is spreading like rumors that you are a slut. Here are some handy bits of info to help you survive the 2020 pandemic.

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  • Do not touch anyone.
  • Do not touch your face.
  • Wash your hands at least five times a day.
  • Use hand sanitizer every time you touch something.
  • Make your own sanitizer with aloe vera gel and alcohol.
  • Stay at home.
  • Wear a mask.
  • Use bleach on your door knobs.
  • Never open your front door.
  • Avoid having sex.
  • Only eat canned food and only after you sanitize the can.
  • Drink as much alcohol that you can tolerate to sanitize your internal organs.
  • If you must go out, burn your clothes upon your return.
  • Forget using toilet paper. Instead, shower every time you poop.
  • Wash your money.
  • Rain spreads the Corona Virus.
  • Try to get every one you know arrested.
  • Push “sketchy” family members out the door.
  • Sanitize or kill your pets.
  • If you don’t have rubbing alcohol, make sanitizer with aloe vera and gasoline.
  • Avoid being abducted by aliens.
  • Shave all hair from your body.
  • Shave the pets you want to keep.
  • Give sleeping pills to your small children you so they no longer want to play outside.
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  • Make cleaning you guns a family activity.
  • Fire bomb your car.
  • Destroy your television and any device that connects to the Internets.
  • If a family member coughs, murder them and burn their body.
  • Kill yourself to prevent infection,