Long Live the Queen

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As a long time Anglophile, this post has been a long time coming. When my first wife and I divorced, we didn’t argue about the kids, or the money. We argued about who got the Chuck and Di dolls. I was with my family, watching a AAA baseball game in Las Vegas when she died.

chuck and Diana dool

So without further ado, I present to Loyal Readers, some trivia of the House of Winsor. Some are true. Some are flights of humor. It will be up to you Loyal Reader to sort them.

  • The Royal Family is German.
  • The code word for the Queen’s death is LONDON BRIDGE.
  • Because Prince Charles is related to Vlad the Impaler, it is rumored that HRH is a vampire.
  • The wedding of Charles and Diana is the most viewed televised event in World history.
  • Princess Anne’s wedding cake was made by the Royal Army Caterer Corps.
  • During the London Olympics, Princess Anne presented her own daughter, Zara a silver medal.
  • Princess Anne is the only member of the Royal Family that has a criminal record.
House Rules
  • Two of Queen Elizabeth’s Aunts were diagnosed as an “Imbecile ” and an “Idiot”.
Katherine Narissa
Edward and Wallis
King Edward VIII abdicated the Throne to marry the commoner, Mrs. Wallis Simpson.
  • Wallis Simpson was both a commoner and a divorcee. Therefore, Edward was forbidden to marry her.
  • Prince Charles married the divorcee Camilla Parker-Bowles.
  • Prince Willian and Prince Harry have both married commoners.
  • It is rumored the the Queen approved marraige to commoners in order to “prop up” the Winsor gene pool.
Queen Elizabeth II
  • Queen Elizabeth wears garish colors so that her security detail can easily see her.
  • The Royal Armor Group provides security for the Queen and Royal Family.
  • The RAG has a color code for the Queen’s clothing that determines her current mood.
Diana Alive in Crash
Diana was assassinated on orders from the Queen.

Crazy Police Videos

This is more than a traffic stop. Viral video of a raucous Hartford, Connecticut Police arrest Monday morning on Blue Hills Avenue has sparked a new community conversation about law enforcement’s relationship with the Black community in the capital city. Hartford Courant

It was only later, however, that police discovered the car was not reported stolen. Instead, it was flagged on the hotsheet because the vehicle and the male passenger in the car were wanted in connection with a recent report of gunfire in New Britain. The woman’s antics allowed the suspect to leave the scene with her daughter.

Oklahoma woman refuses to sign ticket for broken tail light, flees. This “Karen” turned a fix-it ticket into a felony assault charge when she kicks officer in the balls.

TOWN OF ULSTER, N.Y.- Ulster County Legislator Jennifer Schwartz Berky pleaded with a town police officer on May 24 to not give her a traffic ticket after saying she couldn’t afford the fine, a newly released recording shows.
Daily Freeman
Speeding, Expired Registration and Expired License. What a Karen.

Possible charges: Speeding, DUI, wrongful possession of a firearm, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, assault. Jeez….

On March 7, 2019 at 10:13am Officer Linda Gutierrez responded to a car accident at the intersection of E. Livingston Ave. & Brookwood Rd. (east Columbus) What appeared to be a victim of the accident quickly became irate/irrational while Officer Gutierrez was trying to access the situation. The 27-year-old male berated the officer, threatened suicide by cop and continued to approach her when she asked him to back up.

On June 16, officers pulled over a car on South Green Road for an expired license plate. According to the police report, officers discovered that the driver’s license of 22-year-old William Hansford was suspended, and under Ohio law, he was not allowed to drive. All the police wanted to do is impound the car. They told him that he could be arrested but also said they wouldn’t arrest him and even offered a ride home. The dumbass talked himself into an arrest.

In a sharp rebuke of a former commissioner forced to resign over an obscenity-laced tirade caught on video during a routine police traffic stop, Port Authority officials publicly censured Caren Z. Turner for a litany of ethics rules they claimed she violated.